幽默---Dinner Conversation午餐的谈话(页 1) - 〖English Corner〗 - 快乐英语论坛

candice文娟 发表于 2006-12-12 01:49 PM

幽默---Dinner Conversation午餐的谈话

One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:

　　WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

　　MAN: Definitely not!

　　WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

　　MAN: Of course I do.

　　WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

　　MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

　　WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

　　MAN: (makes audible groan)

　　WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

　　MAN: Where else would we sleep?

　　WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

　　MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

　　WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

　　MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

　　WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

　　MAN: s***. s***. s***.....

挺幽默的，希望大家喜欢，同时也希望能互相提高英语。。。。。

cherry- 发表于 2006-12-15 12:33 PM

driftting 发表于 2007-1-8 11:54 AM

candice文娟 发表于 2007-1-8 03:21 PM

One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:
译中文：本故事讲述的是关于：一天晚上一对夫妇饭后的一段对话
　　WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

妻子：如果我去世后你将打算怎样？你会另娶吗？
　　MAN: Definitely not!
丈夫：当然不会

　　WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
妻子：为什么不呢？你不愿意结婚吗？

　　MAN: Of course I do.
丈夫：当然我会。

　　WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
妻子：那么，你为什么不再结婚呢？

　　MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
丈夫：好吧，我将会再结婚的。

　　WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
妻子：你将会再次结婚？（忧伤的表面留露在她的脸上）

　　MAN: (makes audible groan)
丈夫：叹了叹气

　　WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
妻子：你将会和她同睡在我们俩的床上吗？

　　MAN: Where else would we sleep?
丈夫：难道还有其它的床可以让我们睡吗？

　　WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
妻子：你将会把我的照片取掉，取而代之的是她的照片吗？

　　MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
丈夫：看上去只有这样才较合适的作法。

　　WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
妻子：你也将让她用我的高尔夫球杆吗？

　　MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
丈夫：她不能使用他们；她惯用左手

　　WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
妻子：沉默，不作声

　　MAN: s***. s***. s***.....

文章大意是：他早有另一个她了。。。。。说漏嘴了，，，哈。。。。。

happyszg3 发表于 2007-1-8 08:28 PM

A Pity Man!

meijirui 发表于 2007-1-9 12:47 AM

:( :( :(

driftting 发表于 2007-1-9 08:44 AM

:(
how humor!;P ;P

stefanie_cai 发表于 2007-1-12 04:45 PM

oh,a bad man!

candice文娟 发表于 2007-1-18 02:29 PM

jennifer_0915 发表于 2007-3-16 04:19 PM

:handshake

myong 发表于 2007-3-22 08:50 AM

:lol

emamhusan 发表于 2007-4-1 01:14 PM

:) !~!:) !~!!~:lol

linda0202 发表于 2007-4-3 06:14 PM

audible adj.  听得见的；可听见的
groan    v. 哼；呻吟；烦闷；受苦
proper adj.  适当的……
left-handed adj. 惯用左手的；笨拙的；用左手做的；左旋的       adv. 用左手；向左边

这些是我看不懂的。
查了字典，但我不知道怎么更好的记住
估计一关上这个页面，我就忘了。

★毒※舞★ 发表于 2007-4-9 01:14 PM

;P 哈哈。。。

hunterhan 发表于 2007-8-1 10:10 AM

轻轻松松学英语

有意思！
[img]http://f18.yahoofs.com/users/46aee58bz168e0f94/80ba/__tn_/95d8.jpg?phQ.xrGB4hb_8mWu[/img]

hunterhan 发表于 2007-8-1 10:11 AM

轻轻松松学英语

有意思！

xcheg 发表于 2007-8-14 04:01 PM

:lol

cyx527 发表于 2007-8-20 01:17 PM

joyancyy 发表于 2007-8-31 10:39 AM

a bad man

kitten 发表于 2007-9-6 01:38 PM

:) :loveliness:

jiaodefeng 发表于 2008-2-9 11:34 AM

KILL THE MAN!!!

钕.孩孖〃 发表于 2008-2-11 08:17 PM

6bear 发表于 2008-2-18 08:31 PM

oh my god, women & man...

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