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MaxGO 发表于 1970-1-1 08:33 AM

搞笑英语

<P>Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard &amp; Visa.<BR>　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.<BR>　　<BR>　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.<BR>　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.<BR>　　<BR>　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<BR>　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.<BR>　　<BR>　　Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.<BR>　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.&gt;<BR>　　<BR>　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.<BR>　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.<BR>　　<BR>　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<BR>　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.<BR>　　<BR>　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.<BR>　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.<BR>　　<BR>　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.<BR>　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).<BR>　　<BR>　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.<BR>　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.<BR>　　<BR>　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.<BR>　　爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.<BR>　　<BR>　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.<BR>　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.<BR>　　<BR>　　“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.<BR>　　“现在的梦想决定着你的将来“,所以还是再睡一会吧.<BR>　　<BR>　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.<BR>　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.<BR>　　<BR>　　“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?<BR>　　努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.<BR>　　<BR>　　“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!<BR>　　工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.<BR>　　<BR>　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.<BR>　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.<BR>　　<BR>　　When two’s company, three’s the result!<BR>　　两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!<BR>　　<BR>　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.<BR>　　服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.<BR>　　<BR>　　The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.<BR>　　学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 ?<BR></P>

kensarah 发表于 1970-1-1 08:33 AM

<P>真的很搞笑啊，你是如何偏的呢？你教教我啊！！！！</P>
<P>我又很想学你那样偏作文啊！！！！！！！！！！</P>
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kaixinzyc 发表于 1970-1-1 08:33 AM

=_=!

xiaopingdw 发表于 1970-1-1 08:33 AM

<p><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp; learning english should be fun</strong></p>

yayah 发表于 1970-1-1 08:33 AM

so funny!

luyan3577 发表于 1970-1-1 08:33 AM

there is a artical meaned the Jiafei's speaking which content is the same as the above .

心碎了无痕 发表于 1970-1-1 08:33 AM

<p>好好玩哦！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！</p>[em01]

Oscar-Lei 发表于 1970-1-1 08:33 AM

<p>keyi&nbsp; </p>

wenping 发表于 2008-1-11 09:39 PM

so interesting!

jiaodefeng 发表于 2008-2-9 11:26 AM

I'D VERY LIKE IT!!!

婷婷516 发表于 2008-4-24 01:16 PM

intersted!

万籁之琴 发表于 2008-5-6 03:20 PM

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言

sinderalar2002 发表于 2008-7-18 07:56 PM

哈哈

不错，很有意思。

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