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幽默---Dinner Conversation午餐的谈话

幽默---Dinner Conversation午餐的谈话

One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:

  WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

  MAN: Definitely not!

  WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

  MAN: Of course I do.

  WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

  MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

  WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

  MAN: (makes audible groan)

  WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

  MAN: Where else would we sleep?

  WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

  MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

  WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

  MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

  WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

  MAN: s***. s***. s***.....

挺幽默的,希望大家喜欢,同时也希望能互相提高英语。。。。。

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Pain past is pleasure

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One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:
译中文:本故事讲述的是关于:一天晚上一对夫妇饭后的一段对话
  WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

妻子:如果我去世后你将打算怎样?你会另娶吗?
  MAN: Definitely not!
丈夫:当然不会

  WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
妻子:为什么不呢?你不愿意结婚吗?

  MAN: Of course I do.
丈夫:当然我会。

  WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
妻子:那么,你为什么不再结婚呢?

  MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
丈夫:好吧,我将会再结婚的。

  WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
妻子:你将会再次结婚?(忧伤的表面留露在她的脸上)

  MAN: (makes audible groan)
丈夫:叹了叹气

  WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
妻子:你将会和她同睡在我们俩的床上吗?

  MAN: Where else would we sleep?
丈夫:难道还有其它的床可以让我们睡吗?

  WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
妻子:你将会把我的照片取掉,取而代之的是她的照片吗?

  MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
丈夫:看上去只有这样才较合适的作法。

  WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
妻子:你也将让她用我的高尔夫球杆吗?

  MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
丈夫:她不能使用他们; 她惯用左手

  WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
妻子:沉默,不作声

  MAN: s***. s***. s***.....

文章大意是:他早有另一个她了。。。。。说漏嘴了,,,哈。。。。。

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A Pity Man!

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how humor!
Pain past is pleasure

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oh,a bad man!
stef_c

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!~! !~!!~
   Welcome to my place!!

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audible   adj.  听得见的;可听见的
groan     v.    哼;呻吟;烦闷;受苦
proper    adj.  适当的……
left-handed    adj.    惯用左手的;笨拙的;用左手做的;左旋的         adv.   用左手;向左边

这些是我看不懂的。
查了字典,但我不知道怎么更好的记住
估计一关上这个页面,我就忘了。

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哈哈。。。
相信自己~力量在心中哈~^_^

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轻轻松松学英语

有意思!
北京新天地语言培训学校
“美国小社区”,全日制全美国教师 www.xtds.org

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