Our Life
See, humans are such weird funny living creatures which are always in favor of creative stuff but far blind to their cliché life styles. We have been impressed upon from our early moment that people should try every means possible to lead a brilliant but characteristic life as they wish. Although there is an element of truth in this picture which has been widely held, it still has little evidence that this does work. Frankly to say, I never become interested in prying deep on others’ private things, but nothing could keep me from imagining the fact that the same old people with their same silly boring life styles recur year in year out with monotonous regularity. Look, I am not gonna insult you. Instead, I am just telling truth. Nevertheless, with all due respect, I dare to say that your life wouldn’t be as unusual as you expect.
Then let me get this straight, I am definitely capable of showing you the way you live. And I am gonna show you now. Are you ready? All right, here we go! Firstly, you're gonna be born. Naturally, you're gonna sleep in the oxygen tent. Then, after quite a few years' crystal halcyon days, you're gonna be cast in the role of pupil. Of course, this kind of days may have never appealed to you very much. But when you are in the mood to farewell to these obnoxious days, you're gonna spent the next couple of stupid years freaking out in high school or on campus if it could be possible. Afterwards, fortunately or unfortunately, you're gonna go into raptures at the mere mention of sex which fames Adam and Eve in the whole cosmos. Beyond doubt, you're gonna find chemistry with girls or boys and date should at last be the main dish. Then, what’s gonna happen? Woo, it comes with the tempting sex truly. Soon, inevitably the passion wanes, you're gonna break up, you’re gonna be out of sorts, but maybe make up later. Next, when you can't wait loving or being loved, I mean love deeply and ardently, you're gonna establish a family, set up a business and play mom or dad card. After that, you're gonna have children, probably children after them. So what's the next course? Transparently, you're gonna retire and watch your lovely kids following your same old disastrous road. Finally, you're gonna go to hell or maybe heaven fortunately, if it does exist.
That's it. That's all about our God damn f***ing life！Does it sound like a soap opera? It does. For god sake, a canned soap opera! And even more shameful, it stretches out in an endless and ruined way. So guys, what are you waiting for? Let’s just crowd the routine scenarios into the rest of our life and pretend to be merry. But no fear! Coz I am with you.
我们的生活
人类的确是一种奇怪而又有趣的生物，他总是会对新鲜的事物投以关注的目光，而对自己犹如陈腔滥调般的生活方式却熟视无睹。在年幼无知的童年时代我们就被灌输这样的理念：每个人都应该尽其所能让自己的生活变得精彩，有意义而又不失个性。尽管这个充满哲理的论调已被很多人接受，但它却始终未能给人们的生活带来些什么改变。老实说，我向来对于诸如窥探别人隐私这样的事情不感兴趣，但是我还是能想象出这样的一个事实：相同的人伴随着相同的，愚蠢的，无聊的生活方式以单调的规律年复一年周而复始的出现。你必须明白，我并非是要诋毁你。其实，我不过是在陈述一个事实。无论怎样我都敢说，你的生活肯定不会像你想象的那么与众不同。
其实，我不妨直截了当的告诉你，我完全有能力预知你的生活轨迹。好了，不如现在就展示给你看。准备好了吗？好，开始！首先，你得先降生到这个世界上。接下来，你就很自然的躺在了氧气帐里。在度过了一段纯洁无瑕的幸福时光之后，你就得扮演好“小学生”的角色。当然，也许这段日子过得并不那么如意。但当你开始急于想和这段日子说拜拜的时候，你又发现自己即将在中学或者大学中（如果你能考上大学）饱受煎熬的度过随后的一段恶心的时光。再往后，不幸的或幸运的，你开始对“性”——这样一个能让亚当和夏娃一夜成名的物质，产生了前所未有的好奇和冲动。所以毋庸置疑，化学反应便在男孩和女孩之间很自然的发生了，当然约会最终成为了主食。然后呢？然后真实而又美妙的性生活就不可避免了。在这之后，男女之间的激情难免会有消退的时候，于是你们选择分手，接受痛苦，但也有可能你们会和好如初。再后来，不论你是渴求被人爱还是渴求爱别人，当然我说的是深情而又炙热的爱恋，你会成家立业，随后扮演好“父亲”或“母亲”的角色。而后，你有孩子了，或许还会有孙子。接下来会发生什么呢？显然，你该退休了，然后看着自己天真无暇的孩子们重蹈你的覆辙。最后，你得走了，去地狱？运气好的话你就可以去天堂，如果真的有天堂的话。
好了，就这些。这就是我们的他妈的见鬼的生活！听起来是不是有点像肥皂剧？！是有点像哦。上帝啊，这简直就是一出千篇一律的肥皂剧！更让人蒙羞的是，它会以毁灭的方式无休止的蔓延开来。所以，你们还在等什么呢？假装快乐的让那一出一出无聊的情景剧充斥我们残余的生命吧。但是千万别害怕！因为我与你们同在。
